Last night, we watched the saddest car wreck of a werewolf film. Scottish werewolves. I used to think Dog Soldiers would always be the worst Scottish werewolf film of all time. Au contraire, mon frère...au contraire. Because last night we watched Craig Strachan's Wild Country (2005), in which five Scottish teenagers – who, I swear to gods, had accents so heavy we needed fucking subtitles – are pursued through the Highlands by people in bear suits. Badly sewn bear suits. So, don't watch this movie, okay? Don't cause my suffering to have been in vain.
This is a shame. I know some folk who would consider being chased around the Highlands by men in bear suits a rollicking good weekend.
Sideways thought: Replace "werewolves" with "Picts" and you'd have a Robert E. Howard story.
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Re: Why get up?
Date: 2011-05-28 06:57 pm (UTC)This is a shame. I know some folk who would consider being chased around the Highlands by men in bear suits a rollicking good weekend.
Sideways thought: Replace "werewolves" with "Picts" and you'd have a Robert E. Howard story.