I try to follow in George Carlin's footsteps in saying stuff that's never been said. "Here's something that's never been said EVER. Ever. 'After I stick this hot poker up my ass, I'm going to chop my dick off!' You know why no one ever said it? Right, no one ever thought to do it. That's what's more amazing to me: I'm the first person to put those words in that particular order!"
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Date: 2009-10-10 10:11 pm (UTC)And I remember that shot.