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Caitlín R. Kiernan ([personal profile] greygirlbeast) wrote2007-03-16 12:33 pm

Howard Hughes — Girl Taxidermist!

So, Mr. Jerry Franklin of House, New Mexico got me to thinking. Just how foul is the language in Threshold? Limiting myself to the following instances, I did some quick calculations:

Jesus (used as an expletive): 38
goddamn (any form thereof): 71
god (used as an expletive): 10
fuck (any form thereof): 127
shit (any form thereof): 95

Total: 341

And I thought, thought I, goddamn, that's a fucking lot of swear words. But then Spooky came along and calculated what percentage these 341 words constitute of the total word count of the novel. Turns out, it's a mere .317%, which left me feeling somewhat disappointed, like I'm not trying hard enough. I mean, Mr. Franklin accused me of having "every character in the book curse Gods Name [sic] every ten words or so," and now I feel like I've really gone and let him down. Indeed, I could find no clear instance of anyone cursing "Gods Name," not even once in more than a hundred thousand words. Moreover, near as I can tell, Dancy never utters a single swear of any sort. Clearly, I must strive to write a dirtier novel.

Not much to say for yesterday. I reformatted "A Season of Broken Dolls" and sent it to Subterranean Press, which took longer than I'd expected. I did a last polish/edit on the Locus article and sent it in. I answered a lot of e-mail. It was that sort of day. I went to Videodrome and Whole Foods with Spooky, and then she made one of her very fine pizzas with loads of fresh garlic and basil. I was in the mood for Big Dumb Action, so we watched Mark Neveldine and Brian Taylor's Crank and Prachya Pinkaew's Tom yum goong (aka, The Protector). Both were deeply, absurdly satisfying films, given I was in that sort of mood where I craved unapologetic violence and the meting out of merciless, bloody, screaming vengeance. Tony Jaa amazes me (and I loved the Jackie Chan cameo). So, yeah, that was yesterday.

I think that's it for now. The platypus is whispering in my ear...

[identity profile] castironlocust.livejournal.com 2007-03-16 05:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Clearly, I must strive to write a dirtier novel.

That's the spirit.

You had me a little concerned there for a second...

All the best,

SWH
sovay: (Psholtii: in a bad mood)

[personal profile] sovay 2007-03-16 05:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Indeed, I could find no clear instance of anyone cursing "Gods Name," not even once in more than a hundred thousand words.

It's so hard to curse something no one can pronounce properly. Damn you, tetragrammaton!

[identity profile] greygirlbeast.livejournal.com 2007-03-16 06:10 pm (UTC)(link)
It's so hard to curse something no one can pronounce properly.

Indeed.

[identity profile] stsisyphus.livejournal.com 2007-03-16 06:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Just how foul is the language in Threshold?

Was this the original TPB version or the recent MMP? Also, just for comparison, how does Threshold compare to your other novel releases through Penguin*?

Clearly, I must strive to write a dirtier novel.

Yes, please!

* I don't know why we should exclude any small press novels, or the short story collections - other than avoiding egregious consumption of your time.

[identity profile] greygirlbeast.livejournal.com 2007-03-16 06:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Was this the original TPB version or the recent MMP?

The numbers came from the original ms. I doubt the tpb and mmp differ very much in this regard.

[identity profile] robyn-ma.livejournal.com 2007-03-16 10:20 pm (UTC)(link)
'Turns out, it's a mere .317%, which left me feeling somewhat disappointed, like I'm not trying hard enough.'

And I bet you didn't even use 'scrotum' once.

[identity profile] greygirlbeast.livejournal.com 2007-03-16 10:21 pm (UTC)(link)

And I bet you didn't even use 'scrotum' once.


Alas, no.

[identity profile] tinkbell.livejournal.com 2007-03-16 11:14 pm (UTC)(link)
he is thinking: "Scrotum! Is that an onomatopoeia?"
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[personal profile] mb2u 2007-03-17 12:03 am (UTC)(link)
bwahahaha!

[identity profile] laserbitch.livejournal.com 2007-03-17 02:10 am (UTC)(link)
Well, I hope the platypus at least gets to taste hisherits late-night snack, since I just ordered Alabaster from my local B&N.

I also just read The Dry Salvages, and I can completely see what you were saying (I think it was) last week about putting futuristic or future-foreign things in context without the lengthy explanations. The typical savvy reader should be able to pick up on them quickly. I liked the book very muchly and was sad it seemed so short.