You're trying to make a joke about pussies eating snakes, aren't you?! By gad, what makes you think I'd stand for such things, really!
I'll overlook this indiscretion only because of my deep respect for you. Now, then, let me congratulate you again on not only finding such a fine, sturdy, specimen of snake whose head lifts with a clearly sensitive exuberance, but also on taking him into your warm, loving home. Knowing little of snakes, mind you, I somehow think you must keep him somewhere moist and close. It pleases me to think of him stretching, nestled in the glowing and dewy folds of your care.
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Date: 2007-03-09 03:08 am (UTC)You're trying to make a joke about pussies eating snakes, aren't you?! By gad, what makes you think I'd stand for such things, really!
I'll overlook this indiscretion only because of my deep respect for you. Now, then, let me congratulate you again on not only finding such a fine, sturdy, specimen of snake whose head lifts with a clearly sensitive exuberance, but also on taking him into your warm, loving home. Knowing little of snakes, mind you, I somehow think you must keep him somewhere moist and close. It pleases me to think of him stretching, nestled in the glowing and dewy folds of your care.
Now, no more dirty language!