Do you have any idea what percentage of your readership are queer (women and men)? Hoping that doesn't sound like a marketing question. I'm going to just back up everybody else who's commented tonight and say that leaving out the "l" word's a good idea.

The line about bird-watching being dinosaur-watching misspelled made me smile. It was quite heartening too, as I've got birding tendencies (which doesn't sound right, but hey); so thanks on both counts.

I'm glad the new doctor's not an arsehole. Every surgery should have an aquarium; I know they've always calmed me, anyway.