Not quite finished my offering to your body=art request. Just reading your comment that most folks seem to be doing a hatchet job on you made me think, rather perversely, of an old Blind Melon tune: Skinned (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GHQiEouznmc). Probably one of several reasons I didn't go that route myself. Of course, I also remember the story from Outside, which is also a direction I didn't go in, but is probably a fair bit closer to where I actually did go.

I'll have it to you in an hour or two, I suspect.