My mind is in the gutter, the noisome mucky trenches of the sea floor -- but with all respect, I think you're all elevating these materials well above its station. Those so-called 'starfish' are used Deep One condoms, washed up on the beach after their equivalent of Spring Break.

Not only do they look funny and want to soil our Anglo-Saxon heritage, but they LITTER. Abominable! Unspeakable!