C'mon, you're slippin'. 'Do you want dead trees to go to waste? Of course you don't. That's why, on Earth Day, you need to pre-order this. Zac Efron Twittered that it's 'the rad read of the year'! Remember, kiddos, if you don't order this today, you might as well just chop down a baby tree and piss on it.'
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Actually that takes too long to Twitter. Nowadays it's just 'face'
Hey, but..um..what about the XBox 360, and plastic water bottles, and disposable diapers, and the iPhone?
Or Alabaster in a new trade paperback, shipping soon from Subterranean Press?
C'mon, you're slippin'. 'Do you want dead trees to go to waste? Of course you don't. That's why, on Earth Day, you need to pre-order this. Zac Efron Twittered that it's 'the rad read of the year'! Remember, kiddos, if you don't order this today, you might as well just chop down a baby tree and piss on it.'