I see people on my Facebook going 'Happy Earth Day!' and they've got, literally, four kids. Cognitive fucking dissonance.

What is it "kids these days" say? Oh, yeah. "facepalm"

Harlan always likes to say he believes in a species that can write Moby Dick and paint the Sistine Chapel. Well, it's been a long time since both of those.

Hey, but..um..what about the XBox 360, and plastic water bottles, and disposable diapers, and the iPhone?