greygirlbeast: (death&themaiden)
CaitlĂ­n R. Kiernan ([personal profile] greygirlbeast) wrote2008-12-25 02:34 am

[identity profile] grandmofhelsing.livejournal.com 2008-12-25 07:09 am (UTC)(link)
You're still awake?

Cthulhu Claus will not be happy.

But then, he never is.

His indifference to the works of man is maddening.

[identity profile] greygirlbeast.livejournal.com 2008-12-25 07:12 am (UTC)(link)

You're still awake?

Feh. Sleep is for pussies. And Cthulhu Claus and I have an...um..special arrangement.

[identity profile] grandmofhelsing.livejournal.com 2008-12-25 07:19 am (UTC)(link)
This "special arrangement" isn't anything like ...

No. Some things man just wasn't meant to know.

[identity profile] greygirlbeast.livejournal.com 2008-12-25 07:24 am (UTC)(link)

No. Some things man just wasn't meant to know.

Let's just say it's better than milk and cookies.

[identity profile] grandmofhelsing.livejournal.com 2008-12-25 07:26 am (UTC)(link)
Damnit. I knew it. It has something to do with Japanese tentacle porn cosplay.

[identity profile] greygirlbeast.livejournal.com 2008-12-25 04:12 pm (UTC)(link)

Damnit. I knew it. It has something to do with Japanese tentacle porn cosplay.

I have a wide array of silicone prosthetics.