"Keep Your Jesus Off My Penis"

[greygirlbeast]

Even if I don't actually have one. Now, if Margaret Cho would just do "Keep Your Jesus Off My Pussy."

Word.

Comments

sometimes I sing about my penis

[smallpinkfish.livejournal.com]

I enjoyed the schlong song immensely even though it was slightly hard to watch because it was sorta twangy. Dang-dong-dang and right b4 jeevezes' birt-day.
My fuzzy-bing-bong is all about the separation of church and state even if I feel like tying a rope around it and jumping from a tree cause it will get more use. I have to say the right to choose is a beautifull thing and should be utilized pre and post gnar-gnar, as there tend to be mitigating circumstances. I really want someone to do a song about flip & fucks and useing doritos bags as condoms too.

Re: sometimes I sing about my penis

[greygirlbeast.livejournal.com]

pre and post gnar-gnar,

It's embarrassing to admit, but I actually had to find a definition of "gnar gnar."

Re: sorry

[smallpinkfish.livejournal.com]

so you know it means to shred the gnar?- sorry my self depricating surfer humor knows no limits. I enjoy clashing cultures when they are all inside me.