Honestly, I have this strange sense of embarrassment when someone asks me if I have a myspace. As elitest as it sounds,

I feel the same way, which is why I don't have a MySpace. As for what MySpace does, it's a place where pretty young people go to shack up. As for having any real artistic or literary merit, I'm afraid I can't see any past the flashing ads and pictures of drunken eighteen year olds.